NeighboursI used to live next door to a pair of elderly naturists, only finding out about their hobby when they bade me a cheerful, saggy 'Hello' while I was 25 feet up a ladder repairing the chimney. Luckily, a bush broke my fall, but the memory of a fat, naked man in an ill-fitting wig will live with me forever.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:41)
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I can heartily recommend the prostitutes in the Knebworth Area...In fact, I keep a couple locked in my basement at home - cos you know what they say:
Kneb-whores, everybody needs good Kneb-whores.
Consider yourselves lucky...I was going to do one about the bloke who played Ironside doing a horse impression.
*Shuts door on way out*
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ARRRGGGGHHHHH !!!My eyes !!! My eeeyyyyeeeessss !!!
Good though - clicks for you, sir.
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SpankyHanky, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 13:04,
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DamnOne I missed. Managed to shit out 10 though.
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I can only apologise...Please take some solace in the fact that your puns have been good whereas mine makes my own arse bleed with shame.
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That's some powerful guilt response you've got there(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 13:14, closed)
Tell me about it!...With my puns I'm surprised I don't need a tampon permanently up my poo-chute
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