
I lived in fear of a Darth Vader-esque school dinner lady who stood me perpetually at the naughty table for refusing to eat mushy peas. An ordeal made worse after I was caught spooning the accursed veg into her wellies. Who, we ask, has wrecked your life?
Thanks to Philly G for the suggestion
( , Thu 29 Apr 2010, 12:01)
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As soon as I’m voted in as Grand High Poobah Dictator of Earth And All That Is Glorious, I’m going to stop all this bloody nonsense about everyone having the right to vote, I tell you.
I mean – how many column inches last week were dedicated to what sort of shoes Samantha Cameron was wearing?!
Really - there should be a test - just a basic one - on what the main parties and their policies are. Fail = no vote.
( , Thu 6 May 2010, 11:35, 3 replies)

...I find myself in the disconcerting position of mostly agreeing with you on all matters politic.
Now I feel dirty.
( , Thu 6 May 2010, 11:41, closed)
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