Well, it made me smile
Inspired by this QOTW (particularly Happycow's post from yesterday) I sent a similar text message round to a few friends to try and cheer them up. (I don't like bragging about such things, and don't want to come off like an arrogant blowhard.)

The responses were mixed, from several people accusing me of being drunk at half past two in the afternoon, one wondering if I had discovered a strong supply of smack, and several who thanked me for brightening their day. But the best reaction came a few hours later. My best friend had gone into a panic at the text, thinking that I'd come off my bike and was lying at the roadside counting down my last remaining minutes on this mortal coil. I got a frantic tearful phone call from her after she had rushed round her uni and the surrounding areas - having only moved there two weeks ago - looking for a phone box to try and speak to me (she was out of credit on her mobile) and find out what was going on.

She was a bit annoyed that I found the whole thing rather funny.

But Laura, thank you for making me feel loved, despite the intention being that you were supposed to be the one with the happy feelings.
(jamesthegill opens new tabs with his scroll wheel, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:29, 3 replies)

I got a message a bit like that
Well, when i say a bit like that, i mean it made me happy. It reads, "You are like a grey and shrivelled glans".

I didn't reply, but i think he knew he'd made my day.
(ShitBitch, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 14:13, closed)

I sent the message to my wife
Well, a similar one anyway. Evidently, I made her cry on the bus to work.
(ScousersPet, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 14:55, closed)

:-)
I have had a few replies asking whether I was ok/drunk/about to jump off a building etc. Friends can be so cynical. Keep spreading the love! :-)
(Happycow - 2% pure beef, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:10, closed)