Nonce
well, almost.

Me and a mate went to visit my little brother, who is 14 years my junior, at university. We went with him to one of the popular student nightspots.

Pissed and bored, I was stood at the edge with my mate, a young lady standing just in front of us. She had a couple of fabric ties hanging around the back of her top. "Wouldn't it be amusing" I thought "if I tied her to may mate's belt loop and then waited for the hilarious outcome".

I managed to slip one of the ties through my mates belt loop without him noticing but she turned around as I was making the knot. She gave me a funny look. "I was just messing about" I said. She said something to her mate who turned around and also gave me a funny look. Then they both hurriedly walked away.

I guess 18 year old girls don't appreciate fat bald middle aged men fiddling with their clothing.
( stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:18, 1 reply)

Ha!
That's fucking funny, that is! Cheers.
( SpankyHanky, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:23, closed)