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Thinly-disguised entrances to Hell where bad things happen. Tell us your dancefloor disasters.

(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:35)
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When I was a lot younger and a lot more stupid I used to attend a rave club in Coventry.
Can't remember the name but lets just say that it was mainly packed with the less salubrious members of Coventry yoof. The music was a bit too techno for me and trying to dance to it usually ended up with me getting a stitch in my side and spend the rest of the evening leaning against a wall trying to look hard.

One night I was playing wallflower amongst many people all standing in a line just listening to the music. Immediately to my left stood three of the meanest looking black guys you have ever seen. They were just there to look cool, listen to the music and sell drugs. (No I'm not stereotyping, they definitely weren't there to hang out with the gurning white kids waving their arms about like traffic control police with attention deficit disorder).

So anyway to my right I see this scrawny white kid off his tits, sweating profusely and slowly working his way up the line of people trying to hug them and tell them how much he loved them. I'm not really looking forward to having this soaking wet retard slobbering over me but I figure just be nice and try to move him away, thinking there's no way he'll go near the black guys. He gets to me and I smile and brush him off.....

He only goes and tries to hug the guy next to me. The big mean black guy who could snap him in half using his little fingers. I cringe and step a little to my left so as not to get too much blood on my clothes. I gingerly look over and see the black guy grimace and ever so gently push him away saying something to him that I couldn't make out. The white kid pouted, (which I don't think is easy when your gurning), and wandered off.

To this day I think the kid had an angel looking after him that night.



Mind you the dealer offered me his spliff later on which I duly took a puff off and 5 minutes later nearly passed out.

Ah! happy times.

Edit - I think it was around Foleshill. This is also the same club my friend took a pill and then threw up. She then fished about in the vomit for the pill and swallowed it again. This is also the same club where I took too much speed and not enough water and spent 2 hours sat in the ladies loos unable to move, my whole body rigid, couldn't even speak, while my friend tried to force fluids down my mouth.

Did I mention I was stupid.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 19:40, 1 reply)
Eclipse...
...I'm guessing it's the Eclipse, which shut down in around 93?
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:18, closed)

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