Idiot Tax
Back in my barman day, me and some others invented the 'idiot tax'.

Anyone rude, drunk or plain stupid would get charged an extra 40p - an extra dash of fizzy drink on the till.

The boss-man was concerned as to why the money was up but the stock wasn't.

We told him.

'Oh, right. Well, that'll learn them. Teach the others.'

Good times.
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 20:22, 4 replies)

The rude and stupid I can understand
but charging people more when they're drunk? That's just plain harsh!

Great idea though.
(Barry Chuckle's Moustache, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:15, closed)

Not merry drunk...
But trying to hand their money to a flyer dispenser on the bar and leaning like the famous Italian tower...
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 22:30, closed)

?!?
What? The idiot tax went in the till and not in your pocket? The world's gone crazy!
(Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 0:27, closed)

ummm...
If you were charging them for something you weren't giving them it'd be the other way round...

Money would be right, stock would be up
(SarcasticBarSteward wants to be good at Photoshop when he grows up, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 11:09, closed)