Not my disaster
But did you know of the tragedy across the nation: Nightclubs who have never found out, that due to recent advances in technology; it's now possible to clean toilets during the long years between installation and removal.

I'm available as a consultant to explain the apparently difficult concept of installing enough toilets for your intended occupancy. It's fascinating stuff - despite the myth, just two cubicles are rarely enough for anything beyond the smallest of backstreet pubs. Unconfirmed surveys suggest that ladies might *not* enjoy having to queue to use the facilities.

Research is underway to investigate the enduring appeal to owners of piss-lakes on the floors of said facilities.
(The Incredible Sulk Finally remembered his password on, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 21:20, 2 replies)

One quick question
Will you be explaining how to restore the suction power of the absorbent floor tiles?

Oh, have a click on me.
(purplegod counting down for Christmas!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 22:10, closed)

thankyou
That bit comes just after the workshop on "4 sinks, 1 dryer: Doing the maths".
(The Incredible Sulk Finally remembered his password on, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 19:35, closed)