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Thinly-disguised entrances to Hell where bad things happen. Tell us your dancefloor disasters.

(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:35)
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Dancefloor disasters?
I think that is a description that would best be applied to me.

See, I am not really coordinated at all. I don't have poor coordination- I have virtually none at all. I can't even do a cartwheel! So getting out on the floor and dancing?...

Put it this way. Remember Midnight Oil, the Australian band? Have you seen footage of Peter Garrett dancing? I make him look like Fred Astaire. Seriously, I move like a cross between Al Gore and Julia Childs. Elaine on "Seinfeld" could get away with laughing at me. It's probably an Abomination Unto Nuggan.

In fact, the last time I got drunk enough to attempt it I ended up being knocked to the floor, where one guy held my shoulders down while the other forced some phenobarbital down my throat and shoved his wallet between my teeth. When the ambulance came and I told the paramedics that I was in fact not epileptic but had just been trying to be social and dance, it's hard to say who was more embarrassed...

Thanks, but I'll sit this one out.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 22:00, 3 replies)
Al Gore and Julia Childs:
Please no pictures, we believe it happened.
(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 0:26, closed)
"Abomination Unto Nuggan"
You get a click just for that.
(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 2:01, closed)
So is the sky, the colour orange
and crop rotation I believe.

But yes, a click for Abomination Unto Nuggan.
(, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 7:17, closed)

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