Horizontal Dancing
Sheesh, i love the beer and quite often due to boredom hit the clubs on a weekend. Something to have happened;

Been so drunk i fell over on the dancefloor. Not realising this, i carried on dancing. People laughed at me.

Wasted shit loads of cash having a beer fight in a local club. How we didnt get the shit kicked out of us i have no idea.

Bragged to my mates i pulled a stunner in a club in Nottingham while on a stag do. When we saw the pics later, the "stunner" turned out to have a better moustache than german porn stars... Oh how i was mocked.

Went to Fab Cafe in Manchester dressed as 40s gangsters. Ace night!

Had a random night in Peppermint Lounge (Pre burning down) in Edinburgh where i ended up with all the hair and beauty girls from a department store. Didnt score thou. Fucksocks!

19th birthday, my bro and his mate comes up from London to take me out. Get into the local club, they tell me to stand still, and tell all my friends to fuck off. They then work their way down the cocktail list forcing me to down them. 4 down, puke, carry on drinking. Hungover the next day... slightly.

Watched my mates pull two girls in York, then proceed to pull their mums afterwards for a laugh.

In New York, some girls out on a beer promo. Got chatting to them, they decided we were better company that the other pissheads and they couldnt be bothered to work anymore. So they gave us all their beer and sat drinking with us until they finished.

In a latenight bar on my own in Copenhagen, getting chatted up for a 3some by two wasted local bints (one was married, the other had a boyf) trying to make my excuses and leave. The barman found this too funny, so gave me free beer to keep me there just for the entertainment.

Ahhh good times.
(Fishbone-didi, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 0:19, 1 reply)

Quality tales
Sounds like you have a wicked and well-travelled life there bro.

nice
(AndyC4m Eject Eject [><], Thu 9 Apr 2009, 13:52, closed)