Eddies in Birmingham!
For anyone who remembers this legendary venue. I was there the night it burnt down!

There I am doing my best John Travolta impression to Warrant and Motley Crue. I ask the DJ for some Skid Row and he gives me the affirmative, "the next song will be Skid Row I promise!"

Then just before the song ends the DJ comes on his mic (har har)

"Please can everyone evacuate the building, there is a fire!" ( paraphrased, I was cunted )

I grab my friend and get her to the corridor.

"Hold on a second, I need a piss"

Guess where the fire was? I went into the smokey toilet, wondering why it was so smokey took my piss, tried to spit into the urinal and spat on my cock then went back out to get Jo!

I even gave her my jacket to breathe through because I'm such a gent!

Stood outside Spearmint Rhino's for bastard ages afterwards too for some reason thinking they were going to let us back in!
(Dangerous Disco Trev Isn't my real name, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 0:51, Reply)