I knocked myself out once
By attempting to dance on the ceiling when said song came on (and I hate cheesy 80s music, I just happened to be somewhere playing it)

Witness reports later revealed that I'd attempted the hitherto unutilised dance move comprising half a front flip into a headstand (apparently I landed square on the top of my head from about 2' above the floor), followed by sparking myself out and being sick over myself in the process. I'm a well good dancer.

Don't be foolish kids, try and give gravity a bit of respect. And try not to mistake shitty 80s pop singers' even worse metaphors for actual truthfulness vis a vis being able to dance (or indeed walk) on ceilings.

username1: proving science right with the aid of empirical evidence since 1979.

Edit: Oh yeah, moderate concussion and steaming hangovers are best experienced discretely.
(username1, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:17, Reply)