Too young to go clubbing?
Have a bag of filthy speed burning a hole in your pocket?

Well, worry no more. Simply empty the contents of your parents garden shed onto the lawn, hook up your cheap, tinny tape player to an extension lead that runs from house to shed and turn it up to its useless best.

Soon you and your mates will be dancing the night away in your very own, very exclusive club, and that bag of filthy speed will be burning a hole in your nasal cavity instead.
( Moey, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:43, 2 replies)

Ha!
great idea, that is.
(Lizard King, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:48, closed)

Lovely
just fucking lovely... Thanks for the laugh, matey.
( SpankyHanky, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 16:50, closed)