Kicked out
At the Rocksoc pub crawl me and my best friend Laura arrived at The Rule on South Street, both in goth gear.

We were in there for approx. 0.2 of a second before being kicked out. Why? Because Laura went to the toilets with a guy she'd been texting in order to swap her skirt for his jeans. Don't ask me why, I don't know. The bouncers saw them, thought they were doing something else *entirely*, and threw them out.

The funniest bit was when they tried to get out of each other's clothes and put their own on again. They had to do it in an alleyway in the rain, with me holding Laura's coat in front of them for modesty.
( Peapod Has returned to the fold on, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 19:37, 2 replies)

Reading?
I'm just amazed you got in: I always struggled getting past any bouncers there.
(mmmm curry doesn't really understand this sig lark, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 21:36, closed)

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Opposite end of the country - St As
Laura can get us in anywhere. She can get anyone to do anything. I shall tell you more in another QOTW
( Peapod Has returned to the fold on, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 17:36, closed)