Always wear pants.
Always wear pants when you go clubbing. If not, at least wear a good belt on your trousers.
I didnt. I normally go commando most of the time, and a rare trip to a nightclub was no exception. I didnt put a belt on my jeans either.
This meant that when some drunk type slipped and put his hands out to grab something to stop his fall, he managed to do a perfect Benny Hill impression by grabbing my jeans and yanking them down around my knees, exposing my willy to everyone infront of me and managing to ram his face into my hairy ass crack.
(dave likes cheese, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 17:17, 3 replies)

Wow!
Hoya!

Did you attempt suicide after???

Be funky

M A D
(MAD Life -The Best Antidote To Happiness, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 17:20, closed)

Ta Muchly
For a the gut laugh I had at your expense. Most excellent.
(SiFwappy, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 19:11, closed)

Fucking super
job, mate!!! Very funny!!!
( SpankyHanky, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 2:00, closed)