Best thing I overheard in a nightclub
that wasn't said by me... What? Oh.

The dancefloor of the Subway, Edinburgh Cowgate. Said to my incredibly large breasted friend (seriously, big as your head).

"Scuse me love, you've got MASSIVE tits."

"Jesus Christ, tell me something I don't know..."

*pause*

"Okay, Rhinos have a gestation period of two years. Bet you didn't know that!"

*stunned silence*


Who said the art of seduction was dead?
(Rakky (forgot her password) The muffin maverick, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 12:39, 8 replies)

I know that one
The only time i ever tried to get into that scrubway was with 3 other guys, all quite talk with black jackets on, we were refused entry.
(StyX is staring at you, yes YOU!!!, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 15:00, closed)

Brilliant!
Important question, though: did the line work?
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 15:24, closed)

That IS brilliant
first laugh on a low evening
(raymond "three griddle pans" luxury yacht lovin' the christmas action, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 22:08, closed)

You know the rule
Photos, or... ;)
(EuroSong I love horse meat: best of all the animals, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 16:19, closed)

I DJ'd* there!
*may just have been playing a selection of my dodgy cd collection.
(Generator cannot be named for legal reasons, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 18:06, closed)

Heh!
Charmer.
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 22:39, closed)

oi
they're not THAT big.

ooooh, my first b3ta words...
(Nunnerfly, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 17:27, closed)

Sorry Nunners
*kowtows by way of apology*
(Rakky (forgot her password) The muffin maverick, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:06, closed)