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Thinly-disguised entrances to Hell where bad things happen. Tell us your dancefloor disasters.

(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:35)
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Two Shudders
1) Started to night tongue in cheekly telling a woman she didn't look old. Ended it with my tongue in her cheek on the dancefloor. Whilst she was in the arms of her fiancee. She turned out to be a swinger. She was 27, had a huge scar on her neck, smelt of fish and had a clitoris the size of a cocktail sausage. He looked like an out of work paedophile. i didn't touch the man.
2) The same woman's friend, a horsey woman known as Caroline, seemed in love with me. She sang the whole of 'I will love you' by Bon Jovi to me whilst i was completely sober, in the middle of the dancefloor of the local club.

Good nights.
(, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 20:17, Reply)

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