Oh dear...
As an official student (tm) I probably have a few of these filed away in my mind behind a wall of alcohol caused memory loss.

One that springs to mind.

Basically I will never, ever dance when sober unless its Drum and Bass because lets face it, every one looks like a twat dancing to D&B. However when I get drunk you can see me throwing my mishapen moves on the local nightclubs dancefloor like John Travolta possessed by some sort of retarded demon.

Another interesting fact is I tend to do whatever the songs says if possible when drunk, thinking its a great idea.

Along comes Flo Rida's 'Low' song one night, that proclaims;

"Get low, low, low, low, low, low, low."

Im sure you can guess the scene. Embarassing enough for a guy to do this but no, I had to go one better. I awoke one morning not remembering much from the night before, I put on some music and and eventually it gets to that song and a blinding flash of memory hits me from the night before.

I'd got low. Very low.
In a circle of mates in a full room.
And not one of my mates did the same.
And not one of my mates where female so I had no excuse.

I remembered their slightly worried faces, I remember girl's watching and giggling.

I turned of the song and didn't listen for a fews weeks.
(Guilt wants to get in your moist confines, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 23:18, 3 replies)

In the days when I used to go out
James' "Sit Down" was all over the shop (for the first time). Yup, you guessed it...
(dxg, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 0:19, closed)

Do you know what?
I would love to stick a vagina on your head and fuck some sense into it.
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 0:38, closed)

Oooo, be gentle.
Its my first time.
(Guilt wants to get in your moist confines, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:13, closed)