I was very, very, drunk.....
... so much so that when my mates tried to wake me from my cheeky little nap on the end of the bar and failed, they chucked a whole ice bucket over me. I woke, briefly, complained that my £95 shirt was wet, and continued to snooze.
(randomstupidname would really like this signature field to be bigge, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 21:02, 2 replies)

£95
for a shirt?
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 14 Apr 2009, 14:11, closed)

my thoughts exactly
there comes a point when a shirt ceases to be worth the money.

that point is around the £30 mark
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:21, closed)