Prague
In November 1999 myself and two good friends embarked on a boys trip to Prague. (It's unlike me to be so sure of a date, but I remember we were there for the celebrations of the 10th Anniversary of The Velvet Revolution).

This was the days before the likes of Easyjet had added Prague to their flight list, so it wasn't full on stag central as I believe it is today.

It's sometime after midnight, we find a club that is willing to let three men who had never tried Absinthe before and were now regretting drinking it (especially mixed with Red Bull) in.

The place is packed.

It's sweaty, the music is pumping, the dance floor is full of people dancing to music sang in a language we didn't understand (with hindsight that would be Czech, but it didn't filter through the green fairy soaked brain cells at the time).

I fight to the bar.

I come back with a tray of 6 tequilas.

'Wassis?' my friend slurs.

'Tequila'

'You know I can't drink that'

'Oh well, I'm not going to the bar again'.

So we each have two tequilas.

Other friend goes and get's six more.

Then, the music stops, changes to a slower, more seductive beat.

The dance floor clears and a woman (in the loosest sense of the word) shakes her ample booty, bingo wings and all, out to the middle and starts to, none too delicately, remove her clothes.

At which point my tequila hating friend remembers why he hates tequila. He clamps his hand to his mouth, turns, forces himself through the preoccupied crowd, runs across the dance floor and...

smack...straight into the back of the fat naked lady, sending them both sprwaling too the floor in a pile of tangled limbs and boobs and buttocks.

I'd like to be able to say that he then vomitted all over them both too, but sadly he managed to disentangle himself and make it to the bathroom before that happened.

Still, it was a sight to behold nonetheless.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:23, 1 reply)

Absinthe with red bull.....
What a combination. My sympathies.
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:27, closed)