The Rule Of Three
My brother and his mates have an agreement between them for when they're out on the pull, the 'Rule Of Three'.

They are allowed, without fear of mockery or other reprisals, to go home with females with 1 or 2 of the following attributes:

1: Fat;
2: Ugly
3: Ginger

but never, ever all three - that would result in unthinkable punishments
(SarcasticBarSteward wants to be good at Photoshop when he grows up, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 6:39, 1 reply)

I need help...
I married (but am now divorcing) a 3 pointer...
(golddust QOTW now revolves around being a cunt, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:37, closed)