I'm hoping the new QOTW
will be - 'Staying at home and doing fuck all'.

Should be loads of great answers to that one...
( SpankyHanky, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:18, 1 reply)

Oh yes!
Laugh as we are regailed with tales about how a bored nine year old pwned you on WoW!

Cringe as Spanky relates a story about when he got a little bit too friendly with next door's Dyson!

Cry as you read stories about the dull inanities of everyday life!

Yeah... could work!
( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:28, closed)

Especially cuz
my next-door-neighbours dog is named Dyson...
( SpankyHanky, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:32, closed)

I think
I just got the horn.

*horns*
( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:34, closed)

windup
Do you know all b3tards are soooooooooooo easy to windup I only say something slightly against and everyone takes the piss.]
I personally find it very funny that you get so defensive
(Nahla, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:33, closed)

Speaking personally
I'm not in the least bit wound up - I just generally tend to take the piss all the time.

There have been a fair few questions recently involving getting pissed: Pubs, Unemployed, Nativity Plays (well, I think you need to be drunk to go to one of those fuckers), this week's question.

Put a few suggestions down on the suggestions page, mate. Best way to get the sort of question you'd like to have a crack at.

Cheers
( SpankyHanky, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:38, closed)

Y'see
I doubt many of us actually care. I'm replying out of boredom. However, it is interesting that you post a reply such as the above, as it would lead a third party to assume you were going on the defensive by taking the "Oh I was only joking" line.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:38, closed)

That's it.
A wind up, yeah. That's what I meant it to be, yeah. To get a reaction y'see. Which I did didn't I?

Cunt.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:45, closed)

Oh dear.
Are we getting our user IDs mixed up now? Or are you just playing internet white knight?

Either way, you still look like a paralympian.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:01, closed)

what's more amusing is that you probably are as stupid as you come across
I take very little seriously in real life, as I'm sure a lot of people on here (looking at Spanky at this point) do too, so it's pretty unlikely that anyone takes your comments seriously either, or in fact even gives a shit if they are serious or not.

This may come across like I am in fact serious, but that is not the case. I'm just bored and killing time.

Seriously
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:52, closed)

Wind ups
They're so much nicer to read when they're run through a spell checker and display evidence that the author understands the concept of grammar.

If you're going for shock and awe tactics when deploying the full arsenal of wit at your disposal then it's good to remember the above.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:13, closed)

Wound up?
Oh dear....

Who is more wound up? The winder upper or the widner upper of the winder upper who is actually teh wound up.

For a given value of lemming.
( Undercovercarrot got done for gross misconduct on..., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:14, closed)