I'm not a fan of clubs of any variety however I have unfortunately been in a few.

Now the first time I went in a club was for someone I knows stag night and so over the course of the night I ended up with a bag full of the bra's these fine upstanding gentlemen had been wearing prior to my arrival, which in its self is not a problem. However when I got stopped by one of the door staff of a club where they wanted to check the contents of the bag I'm carrying and I have to explain to a huge black guy why my bag was full of bra's (the L plates had been removed from them) whilst realizing that I do not look my age and I was underage at that time. However ever I mumbled some sort of explanation and was let through the door. Only to stumble into said door man who was to say the least not very happy with me to start with. And that is why I try to avoid those retched dens of people acting like elliptic sardines.
(radial head fracture, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:45, 1 reply)

Acting like elliptic sardines?
You mean they're all egg-shaped and smell of fish?
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:59, closed)