Find a decent club and you can have fun there sober on one condition
You have to not be annoyed by the conversation
"what are you drinking"
"cola"
"What!!! Why!?!?!!1"
(teebie jeebie, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:37, 2 replies)

It has it's advantages
The number of parties I went to in my youth, where I was sober, with a camera...

Unless I developed them myself, most pictures I could have taken would never have gotten through Boots. :-O

The real reason for not drinking was because I was generally training for another Karate competition, and keeping my weight in the middle band was a real incentive. The ~13st and upwards band had a LOT of 18st giants in it.
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:45, closed)

Why
not just say that you're driving?
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:45, closed)

These are people who know me
The concept of me being in charge of sailing a car terrifies them for some reason.
(teebie jeebie, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:55, closed)