You did what with who?
My GF at the time nonchalantly waltzed up to me on the dancefloor and whispered in my ear "I've just been in the toilets snogging two girls". She then proceeded to tell me that the girls were keen to come back to hers and then started to tell me all the filthy things they were talking about doing.My ship had finally come in!

Fuck me I thought, this was going swimmingly well. The low lights of the dancefloor barely illuminated everyones faces and I managed to catch a glimpse of some girls moving towards us. A fleeting shard of light glinted across their faces and I almost vomited in my mouth - these girls were disgustingly ugly! No, surely these weren't THE girls. Time stood still as all my fantasies dissolved into a virtual pool of sick at my feet.
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:19, 1 reply)

Hahahahaha
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(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:12, closed)