Nights Out Gone Wrong
In celebration of the woman who went out for a quiet drink with friends after work, and ended up half naked, kicking a copper in the nads and
threatening to smear her own shit over hospital staff, how have your best-laid plans ended in woe?
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chthonic, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 16:02)
'As I tugged away she vomited on me'
hurr hurr.
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 16:49,
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My mate once vomited on a taxi driver's penis in an unsuccessful attempt to get out of paying.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 17:04,
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If that's actually true
that's a very funny story.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 17:05,
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It is both true and fo' real.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 17:44,
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"Not me, but a friend..."
It was you, wasn't it?
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The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 24 Mar 2011, 17:07,
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How very dare you!
If I'd vomited on a taxi driver's cock he'd not only have let me off the fare, he'd have taken me home to meet his mother.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 17:47,
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Thinking about it
maybe she wasn't a she :(
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 17:06,
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hehehe
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The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 17:06,
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