Nights Out Gone WrongIn celebration of the woman who went out for a quiet drink with friends after work, and ended up half naked, kicking a copper in the nads and threatening to smear her own shit over hospital staff, how have your best-laid plans ended in woe?
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chthonic, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 16:02)
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Spontaneous train journey.A journey home that should have taken 20 minutes ended up taking two hours, thanks to my wine addled decision to get a train to London Bridge and then back to my home town instead of taking a 10 minute train to my town and then a taxi.
I remember getting on the train at Crystal Palace, then waking up in Three Bridges with vomit spattered jeans. The nice man at the station put me back on the train and my brother had to keep calling me to make sure I didn't end up back in London.
I would like to thank my brother for telling my parents I was very tired and fell asleep, not that I threw up on myself and passed out on the train.
(, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 20:04, Reply)
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