Went out on the piss once with good intentions....
...ended up bull-riding a mechanical cock in a nightclub, hanging onto the rim of the bell-end for dear life, all in the name of a local sex-aware campaign with the local radio station.

I come second though, so it wasn't all that bad.....the last shred of dignity dying valiantly when my shoe flew off mid-bronco hitting some laughing women who were watching on the sideline :p
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 11:23, 3 replies)

When you say you came second
presumably the cock came first?
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 11:49, closed)

Nope, some other drunk cock won
But I was second, I try harder :p
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:01, closed)

I onced had a go on a surfing simulator in a nightclub,
I fell off of it rather quickly as I was pretty drunk, so the operator let me get up again for another go. This time I was fantastic at it and he couldn't shake me off. I think this annoyed him slightly as he then turned the knob up to eleven resulting in me flying off the board, clearing the inflatable safety enclosure and drop-kicking an unsuspecting chinese man in the head. It wasn't a pleasant walk back to the surfing machine to retrieve my shoes as a huge crowd had gathered to either laugh at me on glare at me for my impromptu racist looking kung fu kick on an innocent asian guy.
(tubeman trousers, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 20:55, closed)