
In celebration of the woman who went out for a quiet drink with friends after work, and ended up half naked, kicking a copper in the nads and threatening to smear her own shit over hospital staff, how have your best-laid plans ended in woe?
( , Thu 24 Mar 2011, 16:02)
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Thank you! I've been searching for a good phrase to describe the complete lack of any memory I have of a certain night for years.
The night in question ended (apparently) with two doors (one an external access door) having to be kicked down to rescue me from behind a bathroom door where I was lying having knocked myself out on the bathroom sink. The only recollection I have leading up to this event is leaving a friends house late in the evening. I then woke up to the carnage I'd caused late the next morning. It was about 13 years ago and I haven't once had any recollection of what transpired in the 'blank period'.
( , Fri 25 Mar 2011, 11:23, 1 reply)

but you can't be very ashamed of things you don't remember, fortunately
( , Fri 25 Mar 2011, 11:27, closed)

If you can't remember it, it did'nt happen.
That's what I believe anyway, that is, until the Police arrive..
( , Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:35, closed)

I've been seriously shitfaced on pretty much every spirit going at some point in my life but, like Smash, even the smell of whisky makes me gag.
( , Sun 27 Mar 2011, 22:08, closed)
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