Nights Out Gone WrongIn celebration of the woman who went out for a quiet drink with friends after work, and ended up half naked, kicking a copper in the nads and threatening to smear her own shit over hospital staff, how have your best-laid plans ended in woe?
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chthonic, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 16:02)
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A similar thing happened to me, drunk on the shores of Lake GardaExcept it was a mouse and I fed it lager
and it was too small to bite me
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:27,
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^safe version of original story*
*but lager is full of shitty chemicals, maybe guiness would be better for mices
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He seemed happy enoughI poured it into a bottle cap for him and he drank it then scurried away
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:39,
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DamnShould have tried lager. Everyone knows that foxes don't like stout.
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rofl harris, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:46,
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