Nights Out Gone WrongIn celebration of the woman who went out for a quiet drink with friends after work, and ended up half naked, kicking a copper in the nads and threatening to smear her own shit over hospital staff, how have your best-laid plans ended in woe?
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chthonic, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 16:02)
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A friend of mineused to commute between Newcastle and Birmingham (really), because his girlfriend was a geordie. So he'd get up stupidly early, drive for three or four hours, get to work, drive for three hours, sleep for a very short time, and do it all again the next day.
Unsurprisingly, he ended up very tired indeed. So tired that he drove his car off the motorway at high speed. It landed, crumpled; my friend managed to climb out. He noticed that it was on fire. He was so tired that he tried to blow the fire out.
He failed. The car burned. My friend decided that the best course of action was to go to sleep under a hedge and just walk from there to work in the morning.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 16:12,
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