Nights Out Gone WrongIn celebration of the woman who went out for a quiet drink with friends after work, and ended up half naked, kicking a copper in the nads and threatening to smear her own shit over hospital staff, how have your best-laid plans ended in woe?
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chthonic, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 16:02)
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Coventry is a quality night out with other b3ta folk.I was recently out in the windmill enjoying a few ales and meeting all manner of folk, Buddy Holly by Weezer played on the jukebox, we all sang along, I discovered that the bar had no cigars on sale, so after the two parties said their goodbyes and I'd eaten a number of strips of Noits kebab, we made a very long walk back to Druid's house, I noticed a couple of police officer in the kebab shop they stopped in and enquired if they had any cigars, sadly they didn't.
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 22:21,
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That's the thing about "clubs" these days.An utter regard for the smoking ban and suchlike.
Incidentally, are you actually a plumber or gas engineer?
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blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 25 Mar 2011, 22:59,
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Neither.It's a prisoner misquote.
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 21:32,
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As in...I'm not a free man, I'm a fucking number!
As spoke by Jah Wobble.
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blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 26 Mar 2011, 22:53,
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cool story bro.(, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 23:18, closed)
These bash folk sound like proper shits.I hope I never run into them. Unless I'm driving a train.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 0:19,
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Bash folk are aces, especially the Cov ones.(
Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 21:33,
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