Nights Out Gone WrongIn celebration of the woman who went out for a quiet drink with friends after work, and ended up half naked, kicking a copper in the nads and threatening to smear her own shit over hospital staff, how have your best-laid plans ended in woe?
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chthonic, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 16:02)
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The grapes of wrathA simple night at the pub with my mates. After a couple of pints R starts whining like a bitch that he should probably go home, he is feeling a bit rough and he has work in the morning. Cue much whip crack noise making and calls of underthethumbery. This only gets worse when he then phones his missus to get a lift home. We really go to town making him feel like the most worthless cuckolded man on the planet ( in that caring way that mates do).
We did have the good grace to feel a little bit guilty when we visited him in hospital the next day after the emergency procedure to whip out his buggered appendix. Such a lightweight that boy.
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number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Sat 26 Mar 2011, 10:00,
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All qotwers know that not enough alcohol in the system can cause appendicitis(
Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Sat 26 Mar 2011, 10:52,
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It's not like his lung fell out!(
number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Sun 27 Mar 2011, 16:46,
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Why cuckolded?Which one of you was having it away with his missus?
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blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 26 Mar 2011, 11:15,
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Fair enough, slight misuse, more of a reference to his being beholdent to her whimsAnd in fairness I did say 'make him feel like' not necessarily be.
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number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Sat 26 Mar 2011, 12:12,
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