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In celebration of the woman who went out for a quiet drink with friends after work, and ended up half naked, kicking a copper in the nads and threatening to smear her own shit over hospital staff, how have your best-laid plans ended in woe?

(, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 16:02)
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Out of interest.
Did you want to eat pork after you lost your faith. All my Muslim friends maintain that pork is disgusting, if they ever tried it they would hate the flavour and if they weren't Muslims they wouldn't eat it. This includes my Muslim friends who drink alcohol.

So I was wondering, when you were handed that sausage sandwich, were you thinking 'yeah baby, pig meat, or hhmmmmmmm not sure about this.'
(, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 14:14, 1 reply)
I wondered this
but surely, everybody can be converted to bacon.
(, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 14:22, closed)
Try it with onion rings
In fact now I'm such a pork fan I was planning on having Weebl's excellent PORK song played at our wedding. Wifey was up for it too, but it was probably a bit too insensitive to our parents so we nixed that plan. Alas.
(, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 15:04, closed)
I think my one fundamental objection to Islam and Judaism
is that they rarely serve scotch eggs at wedding receptions.
(, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 18:59, closed)
no sossies or bacon for the hangover breakfast, either

(, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 19:03, closed)
I think we've reached an interesting and constructive conclusion about world politics and theology here.

(, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 21:46, closed)
i concur

(, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 21:52, closed)

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