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In celebration of the woman who went out for a quiet drink with friends after work, and ended up half naked, kicking a copper in the nads and threatening to smear her own shit over hospital staff, how have your best-laid plans ended in woe?

(, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 16:02)
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Well...
1) Was it labelled as breast milk? If it was a baby bottle, could it not have been formula milk? Or perhaps a bunch of students from the rugby club unloaded their manmilk in there as part of an amusing and entirely heterosexual bonding exercise?

2) Just 'cause something tastes nasty when it's been kicking around on the ground for a couple of weeks, doesn't mean it tastes nasty straight from the source (or so I imagine - it's been around thirty years since I tried it myself).

3) I don't think dinner and a jog had any influence on your vomiting. I think the bottle of curdled formula/breast/man milk would have done this for you straight off, even without the student union cider.
(, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:52, 1 reply)
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Yep, quite nice when fresh. A bit sweet for my taste, perhaps. I wouldn't put it in my tea, but I can see that the ice-cream that's been in the news recently could be tasty.
(, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 12:18, closed)
Well, if I ever have children, I'll check out the wife's product
and we can compare notes.
(, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 12:39, closed)

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