Lady Like Behaviour
Cider and black. Explains it all really.

Fell backwards through a fire escape and had to be helped up because I like an upturned turtle stuck on it's back.

Had a massive go at a friend (who later added she was impressed with the long words I managed considering I was absolutely mangled drunk) while leaning on hand drier for support. Said friend was being encouraged by onlookers to just slap me and shut me up.

Fell asleep on toilet in club for approx hour and half.

Can't even smell the stuff now without wanting to heave....and this was TEN years ago.
(imanaturalblonde, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 12:39, 6 replies)

So... you like an upturned turtle, stuck on it's back?
I don't know if this is poor use of English or a fetish I haven't heard of.

Help, anyone?
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Mon 28 Mar 2011, 12:42, closed)

Your Observation
has made my day.
(imanaturalblonde, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 12:48, closed)

There isn't an adult in Britain that didn't get smashed as a teenager on cider and had to leave it for a few years.
The more annoying ones go on about many years later. Cider's lovely. Most refreshing - especially the proper stuff like Black Rat.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:09, closed)

i like cider. proper, cloudy still scrumpy.
if it comes in a blue plastic bottle, however, it is to be AVOIDED. see also the gallon jugs of god-alone-knows-what the HA used to sell at kent custom. that was quite the weekend.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:53, closed)

Used to more or less live on pot noodles and carbon white cider whilst a student
Not recommended.

Carbon white being Diamond White's inferior copy (if that's even possible). Always wondered if there was a slightly better cider out there called "Graphene Cider", or a luxury cider called Buckminsterfullerene.
( rofl harris, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:40, closed)

I hear the best one comes from Africa.
Apparently it has haemoglobin in it.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 21:33, closed)