Lost in Canada
A friend, Mark, was off on his first big overseas trip, a season snowboarding in Canada. Upon arrival in Vancouver, he checks in to his backpackers and proceeds to get utterly shitfaced in town. At the end of the night, he finds himself inexplicably unable to get back into the backpackers. So, the only logical course of action is to break in. Some local must have seen this and called the cops, as they soon turned up shining torches in his eyes. The conversation, he recounts, went like this:

Cop: "What are you doing?"
Mark: "Trying to get into my backpackers.
Cop: "This isn't a backpackers. It's somebody's house."
Mark, after looking up and realising that rather than a multi-story inner city backpackers, he is trying to get into a suburban bungalow: "Oh, yeah."
Cop (pointing down): "Where are your shoes?"
Mark (realising he has no shoes on): "Hey, what happened to my shoes?!?"
Cop: "Do you know where you are?"
Mark mulls this over, mentally retracing his steps as far as he can remember, and answers: "Canada?"

Amazingly, they found out where he was staying, and dropped him off without charges.
(tboss, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 22:04, 4 replies)

They're good like that the Canadians.

( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Mon 28 Mar 2011, 22:29, closed)

"Canada?"
brilliant
( 4Q just lurking, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 0:00, closed)

Canadians
They're all aboot being nice. And Vancouver is an awesome city!
(McChinaman banned, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 9:38, closed)

Stunning finish.

( Rookie You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 16:47, closed)