I regret having that house party.
A good few years ago I had the luck to be part of a very succesful business venture -- I spent a good deal of time doing hard graft in tight spaces, but it was worth it.
So, I decided I would treat myself and buy myself a good-old country manor (mining is a lucrative business). I decided that I didn't want to go for an old place, with lots of work to do, so I bought a place from a weird nuveau riche guy, whom I think was some kind of scientist.
Anhyhow, to the night in question:
I don't recall much, but what I do is pretty damn great -- champagne and drunken debauchery all around.
That's not the story though, the problem happened the morning after. You see, I had this rather attractive, but very efficient, housekeeper named Maria -- she was damn good at her job, but a little hot-headed. So, basically, she demanded that since I had given her the night of the party off she should not have to clean up as part of her job. I understood and told her I'd get some cleaners in, but she insisted that I clean it up myself. Ordinarily I would have told her to get her stuff and leave but she was damn good.
So, I spent the next few years, on and off, exploring the convoluted manor trying to recover all the debris from the party -- I'm told that in a parallel universe I have completed this task many times.
[my sincere apple-ogies if bean-dune]
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 18:10, 3 replies)

What's this a reference to?
It sounds interesting.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 18:49, closed)

Wet Silly! Set Wet Jilly!
It took me some time to investigate this story and I began with assumptions that turned out not to track. For keeping me guessing I'd give you a click, but the dashing of my hopes of a correct first guess has hardened me to your story, and because it is not Cluedo I reserve my aforementioned click. So there.
(IdlePeAcEsign if trouble were my mistress, i'd send her to them, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 18:59, closed)

Old School FTW!!!
JSW Yeah!!!
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( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Tue 29 Mar 2011, 22:53, closed)