
In celebration of the woman who went out for a quiet drink with friends after work, and ended up half naked, kicking a copper in the nads and threatening to smear her own shit over hospital staff, how have your best-laid plans ended in woe?
( , Thu 24 Mar 2011, 16:02)
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I wish I had 'sipped' a fizzy rum cocktail but I downed a bucket of the shit....You really must pay more attention Shambo. It makes your conclusions flawed. Acting like a dick abroad, yeah, i'll take the hit on that one. I think the problem really occurs when you think your out of character actions were perfectly acceptable.
( , Wed 30 Mar 2011, 9:29, 1 reply)

They're the standard cocktail doled out to every burnt-faced forrin who swaggers into a thai beach bar. The difference is that most burnt-faced forrins aren't complete lightweights.
( , Wed 30 Mar 2011, 10:26, closed)

haven't been to this location or you're talking out of your arse, nobody stumbles into these bars and orders the buckets to themselves. In fact in the whole 6 months I was there I didn't see anyone downing one to themselves. But I realise your talking out of your arse for comic effect, so as you were.
( , Wed 30 Mar 2011, 10:33, closed)

My opinion hasn't changed. The more often you ask for it, the more often it will be repeated.
My opinion is that you are a lightweight.
( , Wed 30 Mar 2011, 13:17, closed)

Now this is funny, since when did anyone on here ever ask for your opinion? You're welcome to give it but I didn't ask you for one. You're calling me a lightweight (fair enough), i'm calling bullshit..End of.
( , Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:04, closed)

But regardless of whether or not Sang Som (which does produce a "speedy" drunk) or the Thai Red Bull contains amphetamines, the fact remains the Thai Bucket is so goddamn potent it is guaranteed to get you riled-up retarded. With two bottles of Red Bull, a bottle of Coca-Cola and a small bottle of Sang Som, topped with ice and a few straws, it is enough for a few people to share or for one bold bastard to get unmercifully blasted.
If i'm a bold bastard what does that make you?*
*Assuming you are telling the truth about trying one.
( , Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:11, closed)
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