Nights Out Gone WrongIn celebration of the woman who went out for a quiet drink with friends after work, and ended up half naked, kicking a copper in the nads and threatening to smear her own shit over hospital staff, how have your best-laid plans ended in woe?
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chthonic, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 16:02)
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I've hadthe off-side rule explained to me too many times, and I still have no idea what it is. This becomes a bit of a predicament at the pub when someone turns to me and asks/tells/nearly shouts "that was well off-side innit".
My first thought being "oh, bollocks."
(, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 10:49, 2 replies)
I wouldn't worry.The fact that he is asking you means he himself doesn't know...or he's just taken a shine to you and is trying to bond in that manly, shirt swapping, arse patting, showering together, taking a picture of your cock in another passed out mans mouth but it's not gay because it's just a joke that you don't understand cause your not 'one of the lads', way.
(, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 10:58, closed)
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