Nights Out Gone WrongIn celebration of the woman who went out for a quiet drink with friends after work, and ended up half naked, kicking a copper in the nads and threatening to smear her own shit over hospital staff, how have your best-laid plans ended in woe?
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chthonic, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 16:02)
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nah, i bounced(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 0:48,
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Dead fish don't bounce. They thwack.
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That makes senseconsidering your size.
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because she's a fucking nutjobif you want to know about chucking things through windows ask her about her cat.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 10:18,
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I'll be honest, I think the story I made up about her smashing her cat repeatably against a window until it smashed in a blooded mess, was, erm, you know, made up.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 10:31,
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I know, but it still amuses mehow about we go back to the story about when she totally floored 3 guys with one punch?
She made that one up herself.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 10:32,
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I can't remember the details of that one, didn't one of them steal her hat or something? (
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 10:35,
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probably told her that fishing was boring(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 10:39,
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It says a lot about my worrying levels of trustthat I just believed it without question.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 10:41,
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oh, leave her beit doesn't bother me what someone i don't even know says
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:31,
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Haha, gentle mental to QOTW troll in just a few months.Nice work.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 10:36,
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