Only yesterday...
..I was running late for work and darting around the house trying to get ready. I got to the bottom of the stairs, and quickly patted my pockets, 'phone, keys, wallet, go'...

I have a door leading to the porch, and through the porch, the front door. Running to to first door, I pulled the handle down and pulled it towards me quickly and went to step through. As I'd pulled it so hard and tried to get out so quickly, the door opened inwards towards me, bounced off the inside of my left foot, which was still behind said door, and then in turn rebounded against the side of my head. Not content with this, the door then hit my foot again, and as I turned to look at what the fuck had just happened, caught me on the forehead.

Luckily, I was on my own.
(Monkey the Chicken Twitter: death_stairs, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 11:12, 1 reply)

This happened to me
Except the door rebounded back directly into my path and I ended up headbutting the side of the door.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 12:05, closed)