I'm glad nobody saw meHave you ever done something, realised how stupid or embarrassing it was and then looked about to see if anyone watching? Did you get away with it?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 15:49)
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The bestest phonesex everBack in uni I was a bit of a male slut, one afternoon I was studying away to the usual porno and I got a text message. "Hey it's Katie, how are you? You free for some phone fun?", despite not remembering meeting or giving my number to anyone called Katie I responded with something pretty sordid. The texts went back and forth getting more and more explicit, until I sent something like "who's your Daddy?", the response "my Dad's dead". I text back apologising, she was fine with it. The sexy texts continued, until the inevitable "Do you fancy some phonesex?", "Sure I'll call you in Flash...". The phone rang, I answered cock in hand to "Huuuuuuuuu" from my flatmate Flash who was upstairs with his new phone.
This was in the early 2000s and he has told this story to every girl I've dated since.
I did get him back by shouting his mum's name into a vent that led to his room while he was shagging some rough girl from college.
Good times.
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