I'm glad nobody saw meHave you ever done something, realised how stupid or embarrassing it was and then looked about to see if anyone watching? Did you get away with it?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 15:49)
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the safety danceabout 3.30 this morning, after getting back from the pub, i decided to listen to some music. i was pissed and overheated, so i was only wearing my underwear. well, i got a bit carried away and started dancing round in my pants. drunkenness being what it is, i managed to kick my computer desk, really quite hard. i was hopping about the place like a pissed-up angry frog.
on the plus side, nobody saw me.
on the minus side, i now have a broken toe :(
EDIT: yay! it's not broken!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 17:44,
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The safety dance? Sounds more like the dangerous dance.(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 18:28,
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and therein lies the joke(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 19:04,
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better safety than Salmon.(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 19:24, closed)
having never done the salmon dancei couldn't possibly comment
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 19:34,
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Is this you, then?Click for image, worksafe.
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The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Sun 30 Jan 2011, 13:41,
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no, but it made me laugh!(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 14:13,
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