I'm glad nobody saw meHave you ever done something, realised how stupid or embarrassing it was and then looked about to see if anyone watching? Did you get away with it?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 15:49)
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One of my collegues tells this onebut i'll trot it out for ya.
He's on a fairly busy tube one morning, standing up as there are no seats. He has a bit of a cold, and has been coughing. He suddenly sneezes as he's coughing.
A 3cm lump of pleghm comes whipping out of his mouth, and spins across the carriage, much like a ninja throwing star. It lands on the shoulder of a rather pretty girl standing in front of him with her back to him.
Frozen in horror, he is about to offer her profuse aplogies and help her clean up when he realises despite there being a fairly good crownd of people on the train around him, nobody actually saw it. So, being a gallant type, he ducks his head down into his newspaper and gets off quietly at the next station.
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Not Pineapple anymore, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 9:44,
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