I'm glad nobody saw me
Have you ever done something, realised how stupid or embarrassing it was and then looked about to see if anyone watching? Did you get away with it?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 15:49)
Of course you wouldn't
JeffTheDogFucker would be there ahead of you.
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 31 Jan 2011, 14:22,
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and I wouldn't want Jeff's sloppy seconds.
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mersault, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 14:43,
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You say that now...
but if there was only one dog left on earth, and our Jeffrey was just withdrawing from it, fully satiated, I bet you wouldn't say no.
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 31 Jan 2011, 15:34,
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No chance
I would just start on the cats
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mersault, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 15:51,
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Fair point
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 31 Jan 2011, 16:05,
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what about the claws?
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TheFlyingOnion. looking forward to, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 16:20,
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You've got to have a bit of an edge to it.
Apparently.
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 31 Jan 2011, 17:00,
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I like being scratched
when I'm in to my vinegar strokes
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mersault, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:51,
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This doesn't say much....
... for your manhood.
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Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Mon 31 Jan 2011, 18:35,
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