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Have you ever done something, realised how stupid or embarrassing it was and then looked about to see if anyone watching? Did you get away with it?

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(, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 15:49)
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Many moons ago
Whilst in college "studying" for an art foundation certificate, one of the other students had tied several bits of junk to strings and attached them to the ceiling pipes in the name of art.

Being a lunchtime and fetching my own food with me, i was left in the classroom alone while the others fetched their dinners from various parts of Newport town centre...god help them.
I sat myself on the edge of a table in front one of these dangling monstrosities and in my mind numbing boredom, proceeded to swing it back and forth, occasionally jerking left and right, like a Parkinson's afflicted boxer, to avoid it as it arc'd through the air towards me.
One particularly heavy swing though, sent the bugger clean over the top of the pipe and was coming back at me at great speed.

"right...duck" thinks I

I brought my torso forward at great speed...

...face first, straight into the back of a hard plastic chair...my lip split wide open and started pissing claret in great quantities all over the classroom floor.

I still have the scar to remind me of that particular fuck up!
(, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 18:14, 2 replies)
Had any one seen you,
You could have claimed it was an art performence.
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 9:59, closed)
You're a food-fetching lunchtime
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 12:56, closed)

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