I'm glad nobody saw me
Have you ever done something, realised how stupid or embarrassing it was and then looked about to see if anyone watching? Did you get away with it?
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( , Thu 27 Jan 2011, 15:49)
Have you ever done something, realised how stupid or embarrassing it was and then looked about to see if anyone watching? Did you get away with it?
Suggested by Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic, chosen by YOU
( , Thu 27 Jan 2011, 15:49)
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Yeah
stab some scisors down the gap between the plaster & 'yourself', then thrash around with them trying to cut your pubes.
( , Wed 2 Feb 2011, 11:59, 1 reply)
stab some scisors down the gap between the plaster & 'yourself', then thrash around with them trying to cut your pubes.
( , Wed 2 Feb 2011, 11:59, 1 reply)
Yes, naturally that was my first thought too
So after scouring the house for scissors - all the while swinging what felt like a bowling ball from my shrivelled man-parts - I feverishly snipped anything that I could reach. Unfortunately, scissors can't cut around corners, so I couldn't reach more than about 10% of the offending hairs.
( , Wed 2 Feb 2011, 12:39, closed)
So after scouring the house for scissors - all the while swinging what felt like a bowling ball from my shrivelled man-parts - I feverishly snipped anything that I could reach. Unfortunately, scissors can't cut around corners, so I couldn't reach more than about 10% of the offending hairs.
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