Now, there was no need for that...Tell us about the times when an already difficult situation has been made worse for no good reason. Pollollups writes, "As if being given a muscle relaxant and trapped in an MRI tube wasn't bad enough: whilst thus immobilised, they played me Dido."
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chthonic, Thu 16 Jun 2005, 7:46)
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I was circumcised at an embarassingly late ageand tried to tell everyone at school the reason that I'd been in hospital was to have my appendix out. One lunchtime, I wandered a bit too near to the fields where we played football and got hit right on my already sore and bloodied bell-end. As if having many stitches in my John Thomas wasn't enough. And I had to pretend that it was just a normal 'football in goolies' incident, though the tortured screaming might have made a few people a bit suspicious.
I won't apologise for the length as I've already had a bit lopped off.
(, Thu 16 Jun 2005, 11:24, Reply)
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