Now, there was no need for that...Tell us about the times when an already difficult situation has been made worse for no good reason. Pollollups writes, "As if being given a muscle relaxant and trapped in an MRI tube wasn't bad enough: whilst thus immobilised, they played me Dido."
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chthonic, Thu 16 Jun 2005, 7:46)
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Unnecessary twattingSaturday night, in the club, in our younger & more carefree days:
Chris is pissed up, and gets into an argument with the guy whose girlfriend he has been secretly shagging. Said guy makes his feelings clear by twatting Chris - who being hardly able to stand anyway, decides discretion is the better part of valour.
Chris's mate sees this, and comes over ready to twat the offender. However, once the reason has been explained, he reckons 'fair enough'; everyone calms down & they are all about to shake hands.
Cue Stuart emerging from the bogs.
"What's going on?"
"That guy just twatted Chris."
Stu wades straight in & decks the offender; and it all kicks off good style.
(, Thu 16 Jun 2005, 13:10, Reply)
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