Now, there was no need for that...Tell us about the times when an already difficult situation has been made worse for no good reason. Pollollups writes, "As if being given a muscle relaxant and trapped in an MRI tube wasn't bad enough: whilst thus immobilised, they played me Dido."
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chthonic, Thu 16 Jun 2005, 7:46)
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I was a youngun (around 9 or 10)on a class excursion to France, where we partook in the most jaggedist, altetudiest of pasttimes, rock climbing. Once I had scaled to the top, absailing was now the objective. I called to mind the words of my older brother; 'just do massive leaps like spider-man', and so, on my first kamikaze dive downward, slammed chest first into the rockface, causing a broken rib. On the ground below through my tears and feeble attempts to not make a scene, i mewed 'no,ahmfine,honestleyahmok' *wheeze* *grimace*, but it was not enough. Cue an unneeded ambulance whipping me round France for an hour til we get to the nearest hôpital.
To top it all off, when i arrive the frogs decided to strap me down to a cold metal table, despite me cooing this was all needless. Them blatantly ignoring me started to get me riled up, which in turn got them riled up, so they told me to 'wéélácks'. They then proceeded inject me with god knows what, IN MY WRIST. Ow. Ow. Ow. Cue a not very injured youth screaming and cursing as the medical populace of northern France held me down. Then they did the other wrist. PORQUOI?! MERDE!
Though my length may not have been that big at the time, it is now...slightly bigger. Mwah.
(, Thu 16 Jun 2005, 14:03, Reply)
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